Organism 5002 · 5002.catalog/0.2 · Updated 2026-10-23
Catalog for agents
The offers of Organism 5002 as an agent receives them. The page, the Markdown and the JSON come from the same versioned record. No price is published.
Who runs it
2 people in Santa Bárbara, Buenos Aires, Argentina, a project of Condor Lab V2. Legal entity: In definition. Until it exists, no contract is signed.
Contact: There is no public email or form yet. The contact channel opens with the organism's domain; until then 5002 takes no briefs through this site.
"5000 + 2" and "Built by 5,000 super agents and 2 superhumans" are a joke about scale: the 2 is literal, the 5,000 is not a count.
New market, new language
offer.new-market-new-language · in design · Flagship · v0.2
We run a company's entry into a new market and a new language, end to end, and get paid on the revenue of that new market.
- Stage
- Offer and measurement contract written.
- Problem
- A company that sells in English leaves Spanish-speaking buyers out (the US Hispanic market, Spain, Latin America), or a Latin American company cannot sell in English. Translating the site is not enough: the product, payments, support and channels have to work in the other language.
- Fits
- Software, e-commerce, online education and digital products that already sell online and can charge in the new market without complex logistics. This fit is a hypothesis that the first conversations will adjust.
- Does not fit
- Companies that only need their site translated: free tools are enough. Companies without online sales. Regulated products that need local licences (finance, health) until there is a legal review.
- What we need from you
- Approval of every change to the product
Read-only access to the sales of the new market
A technical marker that keeps the new market separate: its own domain or subdomain, currency or merchant account
A baseline signed before starting (zero if the market did not exist) - What you get
- Diagnosis of the new market from public sources: demand, competitors, channels and local price
Site, app, catalog, onboarding emails and checkout copy transcreated, with bilingual quality control
Local payments set up with the client's own providers; 5002 never touches the money
Support in the new language (optional, agreed separately)
Organic and paid channels in the new language; media spend is paid by the client
Agent-readable presence in both languages - Acceptance
- Net revenue of the new market above the signed baseline, read in the client's own payment and sales systems. The baseline is zero if the market did not exist; if there were already sales in that language or country, it is the average of the 6 months before signing, and only revenue above it counts. 5002 issues a monthly statement that the client validates within 10 days and can audit at any time.
- Pricing
- Share of new-market revenue above the baseline, for 12 to 24 months, with a floor of zero and an annual cap. The rate and the cap are agreed with each client. No number is published. If the new market brings no revenue, 5002 charges nothing.
- Depends on
- A legal entity able to sign revenue-share contracts (in definition)
- Our work
- —
- Next
- First pilots with a signed baseline
- Updated
- 2026-10-23
Bilingual capacity for agencies
offer.agency-capacity · in design · v0.2
Campaign, content and reporting work in English and Spanish, delivered under the agency's brand at a fixed price per deliverable.
- Stage
- Offer written, with three sample deliverables made with invented brands.
- Problem
- Agencies have the clients and the reputation, and on busy weeks they lack hands that can work in both languages without hurting their margin.
- Fits
- Marketing and growth agencies whose clients sell in English and Spanish.
- Does not fit
- Word-for-word translation of internal documents: a free tool may be enough. 5002 is worth it when the copy has to sell.
- What we need from you
- A brief
The source material
Brand guidelines
The agency's NDA, if it uses one - What you get
- Ad variants transcreated EN↔ES on top of the agency's creatives
Transcreated landing pages with SEO metadata for the target market
Email sequences adapted, not translated
Localized SEO articles with keywords researched for the target market
A month of bilingual social posts from one brief
Subtitles in both languages and short voiceovers
Monthly bilingual reports built from the data the agency sends
Bilingual lead routing and auto-replies in the agency's own tools
Market snapshots of the US Hispanic market or Spain, from public sources - Acceptance
- The agency accepts the deliverable. Up to two revision rounds are included. A bilingual human reviews every deliverable before it is delivered.
- Pricing
- Fixed price per deliverable, agreed before each job. The price list is sent on request and is not published.
- Depends on
- —
- Our work
- Agency samples
- Next
- Scope, price and delivery date within one business day of receiving a brief
- Updated
- 2026-10-23
Fixed-scope AI projects
offer.fixed-scope-ai-projects · in design · v0.2
Automations, AI features and 90-day AI plans with a closed scope, a fixed price and a measured baseline.
- Stage
- Six closed services written. The Upwork profile is not open yet.
- Problem
- Small and mid-size companies want AI to remove manual work or to improve a product, and they need a closed scope they can check, not open-ended hours.
- Fits
- Projects with a clear acceptance criterion: one process to automate, one AI feature to integrate or evaluate, or a 90-day plan.
- Does not fit
- Standalone chatbots and standalone websites: the big platforms already give them away. Open-ended hourly work. If a free tool already solves the problem, 5002 says so before being hired.
- What we need from you
- Access to the process or the product involved
The data or documents for the job
An acceptance criterion agreed before starting - What you get
- AI automation sprint: one process mapped and automated with the client's tools
AI feature integration (search over documents or an internal assistant) with a quality report
AI strategy and a 90-day roadmap with measurable baselines
Data and reporting automation with a weekly summary reviewed by a person
Spanish-market launch kit for SaaS: app strings, store listings and onboarding emails
Evaluation of an existing AI feature: test set, failure analysis and fixes - Acceptance
- An acceptance criterion written before starting and checked in the client's own systems. A person reviews every deliverable.
- Pricing
- Fixed price per project, agreed before starting. Not published.
- Depends on
- An Upwork account and identity verification, done by a person
- Our work
- —
- Next
- Upwork profile with the six closed services
- Updated
- 2026-10-23
Support in the new language
offer.support-in-new-language · planned · v0.2
Customer support in the language of the new market, charged per verified resolution.
- Stage
- Planned as an add-on to the flagship offer.
- Problem
- Customers in the new market need support in their own language.
- Fits
- Companies already running the new-market offer.
- Does not fit
- Generic FAQ bots: free tools are enough.
- What we need from you
- Access to the client's support tool
The product's knowledge base - What you get
- Support in the new language, charged per verified resolution
- Acceptance
- Resolution rate above a threshold agreed with the client.
- Pricing
- Per verified resolution. Not set yet.
- Depends on
- offer.new-market-new-language
- Our work
- —
- Next
- —
- Updated
- 2026-10-23
Media properties
Consumer media units appear anonymous unless they are named on purpose.
| id | Status | Record | Our work |
|---|---|---|---|
| media.build-in-public | exploration | 5002 Log · the organism builds in public | — |
| media.music | exploration | Synthetic Sisters · an AI music act | Synthetic Sisters |
| media.mechanisms | exploration | Mechanism · how the world works, simulated | Mechanism |
| media.ai-tools-tested | exploration | Proof Lab · AI tools tested on real tasks | Proof Lab |
| media.energy-race | exploration | The Energy Race · the global energy race as a contest between nine teams | The Energy Race |
| media.capital-race | exploration | The Capital Race · who is funding the future, round by round | The Capital Race |
| media.business-models | planned | Media property · how businesses make money | — |
| media.cars | planned | Media property · deciding on cars with data | — |
| media.home-energy | planned | Media property · renovation and energy decisions | — |
| media.energy-frontier | planned | Media property · the energy frontier | — |
| media.languages | planned | Media property · languages with a recurring cast | — |
| media.markets-education | planned | Media property · how markets work | — |
Our work
The organism's own properties, built and run by 5002, with dated figures.
The Capital Race
work.capital-race · Data series · as of 2026-10-22 · media.capital-race
Every funding round of USD 100 million or more, with its sources. Confirmed and reported, kept apart.
116 confirmed rounds, USD 52.8 billion · 63 more reported, USD 30.8 billion · 13 weeks to 22 Oct 2026
The Energy Race
work.energy-race · Data series · as of 2026-10-23 · media.energy-race
The global energy race as a contest between nine teams, scored on the same 12 metrics.
48,510 data points · 242 countries and territories, 2015–2025 · 10% rechecked: 0 differences
Synthetic Sisters
work.synthetic-sisters · Music · as of 2026-10-23 · media.music
An AI music act, labelled as AI. Its first release, Sunset Sessions, is public on YouTube.
6 tracks · 33 minutes · Listen →
Mechanism
work.mechanism · Interactive · as of 2026-10-23 · media.mechanisms
How does your phone know where you are? Four satellites and a correction from Einstein, live in 3D.
7 chapters · every number sourced or computed live · Open →
Proof Lab
work.proof-lab · AI test · as of 2026-10-23 · media.ai-tools-tested
Can AI turn YouTube's monetization rules into a checklist you can trust? A public answer key decides.
4 Claude models · 22/22 each · a kit anyone can rerun · See the proof →
Agency samples
work.agency-samples · Samples · as of 2026-10-23 · offer.agency-capacity
Three deliverables, English to Spanish: a campaign, a landing page and a monthly report. Invented brands.
3 samples · US Hispanic market and Spain · See the samples →